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Do you know the difference between a dead snake in the road and a dead TGB in the road?  Answer

What do you have when 10 TGB are buried up to their neck in sand? Answer
Why are TGB always buried 10 feet underground?  Answer
What do you get when you cross a TGB and a pig? Answer
What's the difference between a catfish and a TGB?Answer
How do you stop a TGB from drowning? Answer
Did you hear about the TGB that tried to blow up a car?  Answer
What is the difference between a TGB Plane & a porcupine? Answer
What's the difference between a TGBs brain and a box of rocks? Answer
How do TGB brain cells die? Answer
What do you call a TGB with half a brain? Answer
How do you make a TGB laugh on Friday? Answer
What do you call TGB standing in a circle? Answer
What happens to you when you find out TGB won a battle? Answer
What is the difference between a TGB and a pothole? Answer
Do you know the definition of a waste? Answer
Why do TGBs like TGB jokes? Answer
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Do you have an old favorite TGB joke?  Do you know an old joke that "The Gooney Birds" fits in?  Then submit it for consideration in the TGB Joke Contest.  Jokes will be published and top 3 Jokes will be awarded PC software prizes!  

Sharkee

Gear Problems

Four Engine 747

Chicken Rancher

TGB  BAR

Doctor Visit

Capitol Offense

Snif...Snif...SMOKE!

911 call

Maverick and his donkey

12 Shots

A horse named Cougar

A drunk TGB pilot

Iceman says gimme a double

TGB  COYOTES

TGB  Superman wannabe....

One of the pilots in the E-Team-USA Bio-Weapons Division was working on a highly classified project involving the cross breeding of an Abalone and a Crocodile.  They were attempting to produce an Aba-dile!  After months of exhaustive research.  Results

A Vipers pilot was in a crash.  When he was taken to the Hospital.  He was told his brain had been damaged, and would need to be replaced!  The doctor said due to recent crashes there were three other pilots brains available for transplant.   The doctor said they are all good brains the only "real" difference was the price.  Doc said the =EK= brain is $100.00.  The =EWC= brain is $500.00 and the TGB brain is $50,000.00.  The injured Viper exclaimed, "Wow Doc, why so much for the TGB brain?   Answer 

110 Degrees

Genie

Surgery

NASA/TGB

TGB Escape

Mirror, Mirror

Muggers

     
   

Contest Deadline 12-31-2003