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From: Sting-USA
Date: 12 Sep 2002
Time: 22:47:13 -0500
A TGB was attacked by two muggers and put up a pretty good fight (for a little while), but was finally subdued. His attackers then proceeded to go through his pockets.
"You mean you fought like that for 57 cents?" asked one of the muggers, incredulously.
"Is that all you wanted?" moaned the Gooney Bird. "I thought you were after the $400 in my shoe!"